Special Reindeer Ornaments

I've come across an article online a few days ago and I have to say, it's crappy. (literally) In Bloomington, Illinois, at zoo's gift shop, they are selling reindeer poop ornaments. (? Come again?) These little pieces of poop hanging from cheap twisters by a hole, is being sold for five dollars each. Can you imagine making money off poop? This has got to be one of the most ridiculous idea I've ever heard off. (And I thought cricket lollipops were bad) Com on people, we control ninety percent of the animals on earth including ourselves. We use the reindeers as freaks for our own selfish financial needs. The least we could do is give the reindeers a little privacy and not showcase or sell their dung drops. Who would seriously by these except my brother. I can see it now, a poop ornament hanging from our Christmas tree. The next thing you know, little kids will pick the poop off and eat it; thinking that it was cherry or something. Parents, if you are deciding to get these new and hip ornaments, be sure to tell your kids that they are made of poop and not healthy for digestion. I'm pretty sure returns are not available for this product so if you happen to lose your poop, too bad. Darn, I've run out of things to say. But, what can I say, it's poop; something we all try to avoid talking about. In my opinion, I think it's retarded that people actually buy these ornaments. The only reasonable factor for selling these things is to get more customers into their store. They are not really hoping people buy the ornaments. But, usually when people shop, they tend to buy other products. Anyways I thought it was funny and stupid for even having this article on the news. Who cares? They should put up real articles. Articles about families enjoying thanksgiving and showcase special families who donated. We read articles, we should be the ones in them. Oh well, not much I can do about it. Strange is what sells. I feel bad though for people who could of contracted diseases from touching the poop and become seriously ill. Although that might not be such a bad thing because they can then in turn sue for major cash! Not impossible so probable.