Sunday, November 30, 2008

Special Reindeer Ornaments


I've come across an article online a few days ago and I have to say, it's crappy. (literally) In Bloomington, Illinois, at zoo's gift shop, they are selling reindeer poop ornaments. (? Come again?) These little pieces of poop hanging from cheap twisters by a hole, is being sold for five dollars each. Can you imagine making money off poop? This has got to be one of the most ridiculous idea I've ever heard off. (And I thought cricket lollipops were bad) Com on people, we control ninety percent of the animals on earth including ourselves. We use the reindeers as freaks for our own selfish financial needs. The least we could do is give the reindeers a little privacy and not showcase or sell their dung drops. Who would seriously by these except my brother. I can see it now, a poop ornament hanging from our Christmas tree. The next thing you know, little kids will pick the poop off and eat it; thinking that it was cherry or something. Parents, if you are deciding to get these new and hip ornaments, be sure to tell your kids that they are made of poop and not healthy for digestion. I'm pretty sure returns are not available for this product so if you happen to lose your poop, too bad. Darn, I've run out of things to say. But, what can I say, it's poop; something we all try to avoid talking about. In my opinion, I think it's retarded that people actually buy these ornaments. The only reasonable factor for selling these things is to get more customers into their store. They are not really hoping people buy the ornaments. But, usually when people shop, they tend to buy other products. Anyways I thought it was funny and stupid for even having this article on the news. Who cares? They should put up real articles. Articles about families enjoying thanksgiving and showcase special families who donated. We read articles, we should be the ones in them. Oh well, not much I can do about it. Strange is what sells. I feel bad though for people who could of contracted diseases from touching the poop and become seriously ill. Although that might not be such a bad thing because they can then in turn sue for major cash! Not impossible so probable.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Marvel Vs Capcom 3 OTW?


If you are a gamer and love 2D fighting games than this news will blow your head off. When I first heard of it, I nearly wet a pants because it was too good to be true. Prior to the success of the PlayStation 2, the PlayStation was gold. The PlayStation was known for its fighting games, mainly the versus series by Capcom. On the PlayStation, Capcom has release "X-Men Vs. Street Fighters", "Marvel Super Heroes", " Marvel Vs. Street Fighters" , and the most famous of all, " Marvel Vs Capcom." The few copies of "Marvel Vs. Capcom" that made it to the US literally becomes rare overnight. ( It goes for over a hundred on Ebay; I was lucky enough to get my hands on one)

Its successor, "Marvel Vs. Capcom 2" did not go unnotice either. With a massive collection of 50+ characters from both, the Marvel universe and Capcom universe, "Marvel Vs. Capcom2" also becomes a legend on the Dreamcast and multiple Arcades. "Marvel Vs. Capcom 2" was later transfer to the PS2 and Xbox. But, something terrible happened. Again, this game too becomes rare because of the limited copies printed. This time however, it was EA and Activision's fault. The two major gaming companies bought up all the licenses from Marvel Studios. Because of licensing issues, Capcom was force to stop the printing of the game and all gamers hopes of a next gen sequel or more copies of the popular game was destroy. Until now.


With the new upcoming release of DC Vs. MC along with all the positive remarks by both gamers and reviewers, Marvel is keeping its head on the ball and is looking for a way to work with Capcom again. They too are aware that the Ps2 release of MVC2 and MVC are major money making games right now on eBay or anywhere including EB Games and Gamespot. ( The games are going for 70+ dollars. Dam! That's more than the official release price for a PSX or a PS2 game. Could you imagine paying eighty bucks for a Playstation game?)

One of the President of Marvel was ask at Comic Con if a sequel to the smash hit MVC2 was ever going to be made. Many gamers worldwide thought that the President was going to say no, but, ironically he said yes. That simple word, "yes", was all it took to make hardcore gamers jump at there TV. ( I know I did :) )The President was also noted saying, " It might come out sooner than you think." Oh, god lets hope he wasn't lying or drunk when he said those words. Capcom was also ask if MVC3 will be possible someday, and they said that they will love to make a Sequel.

So, if both sides agree than what is stopping them from making the game? Is it licensing issues again. No, ESRB was reported seeing an upcoming re-release of the game MVC2 for the Xbox360 and Ps3. From that fact alone, one could conclude that Capcom has won the lincenses back and that is why they are re-releasing the game as an import to the PS3 and Xbox 360.

I would think that MVC3 will release no sooner than the end of 2009. Why? Simply because Capcom has alot of hit games coming out. It will make absolutely no sense for Capcom to compete with itself by releasing MVC3 any time sooner. (Street Fighter Four is coming out, along with TvC and other nex gen fighting games)

If this game, " Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 ", is in the works right now, I would hope they add in more marvel characters. It was nice having Spiderman, Venom, Cable, Cyclops, and Wolverine as playable characters. But, maybe they can add in Carnage from Spiderman and Professor X from X-Men. From the Capcom side, they should add in Zero from Megaman and some of the new characters premiering in SF4 as playable characters.

I really do hope that Capcom and Marvel studios is not lying to us. I cannot stand another release of a crappy Marvel game. Marvel should get there act together and let a true fighting game specialist, Capcom, take there characters and turn them all into something gamers would appreciate. I use to be a really big fan of Spiderman as a game character, but, after the release cycles of horrible Spiderman games I am beginning to detest Spiderman. If MvC3 comes out, I am sure I will love Spiderman again. And we all know Spiderman is the best Marvel superhero. ( At least I think so)

Friday, November 14, 2008

NASA More Stupid Than Ever.


I don't know if a lot of people picked up on this yet but NASA has created something really stupid. And by that I mean really really stupid. Have you ever wonder what your urine taste like? This question is exactly what NASA has wonder about and they manage to spend $250 million dollars on it. The outcome, a recycling device that recycles urine directly and turns it into water. "This is a new device", NASA was reported saying. Actually it's not really new, its no different than what we have now, the waste factories. The only difference is that NASA manages to spend 250 mills on it. Wow, they are stupid.

I Think what NASA was trying to say was, "It is new because you can recycle urine instantly into nutritious water". Still, even if it's recycled, I don't think a lot of people would enjoy drinking pee. What's funny is that NASA gave a test to a group of individuals. (Water and pee water were given to the test subjects) Some reported the pee water to have a weird taste. Some says it taste like iodine. Others couldn't tell the difference because they drink pee water daily.

This new technology, whether we like it or not, is actually serving a purpose. The next space launch by NASA will actually has these devices installed. Going out to space, you only have so many gallons of water. It will eventually run out. But, with this device, Astronauts can have an unlimited supply of water. (lol, this will lower the number of Astronauts for sure)

Anyways, I just thought it was funny to bring up this article. I forgot where I read it but, you can probably find it easily on google or yahoo. After reading my blog or the actually article, how do you feel about it? Is it worth 250 million dollars to drink pee water? If this device was to be sold to individuals in the future, will anyone but it? Eventually, not anytime soon, our water supply will be short. And maybe this device will be our hopes and dreams in the future for survival. But right now, with the abundance of water we have left, I think NASA is stupid for introducing this device. With the economy spiraling downward, the last thing we need is a hot cup of our own urine sample.

There was a rumor not so long ago that NASA might be shutting down. With these kinds of work, I wouldn't be surprised. I always thought NASA was just a Space Launching Corp. But, it seems they serve no purpose in today's society. I don't know, maybe the government will keep them around just for the sake of having them. I actually went to a NASA site in Ohio. Wow, they are stupid. All we did there was play around with walkie talkies. The workers there said it themselves that they don't do anything except goof around. ( I don't think they were lying because they actually do look really stupid) One worker was outside playing around with the lights and the other was inside making funny faces at the other. My friends and I thought, at the time, that they were morons and I think we were correct.

NASA, I hope the best for you. But, if all you do is research crap like the urine recyclers than I think it's better to shut you guys down.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Testosterone Patch?


This weeks article contains information about sex. If you are uncomfortable with the subject than I advise you to not continue on.

Have you ever heard of a Testosterone patch? Yeah neither have I until this morning. This thing called "Testosterone Patch" is suppose to aid women with sex issues, mainly lost of interest. First of all, if you lost your sex drive than something is not right in the first place. It could be that sex is repetitive and unexciting, I don't know. This "Testosterone Patch" is made from male hormones. What? So let me get this straight. If a women uses this patch than they now have hormones of a male. ( So technically, guyz, your're having sex with your wife or girlfriend with male harmones) I think that this idea is stupid and gross.

There are other ways to regain back your sex life. And though I am not Sue, the sex expert, I think that there are better ways to fix this problem then injecting yourself with male hormones.How many women will actually pay and purchase this? If a women loses sex interest than I think it's the males fault or she is cheating. Druging yourself with male harmones is not going to solve the issue. It's like, for example, drinking coffee to make you awake when all you really need is a good night sleep. Coffee might be effective periodically but in the long run you will eventually have to sleep to completely replenish. It could just be a phase for many women. And though I don't know a lot, I do know that this method of male hormone injection should be the last resort.

What ever happened to good old natural way of life? Things that health specialists and scientists are comming up with these days are getting rediculous. Remember when they try to clone sheeps and pigs. That was really dumb and even if it was successful who would want to eat artificial meat? And now there comin up with ways to make the females of society as sexually active as males. If females start taking this drug I think we will have a big problem. Society is as bad as it is already; with the rising rate of divorce. ( My parents are divorce ) Just think what would happen if more divorces occured. With it, I think the number of patients with STDs will also increase.

Listen you people who are deciding to get this patch thingy. Sex is Sacred. Sex is special. Sex is natural. There are causes and effects for everything. If you feel as if you lost your sex life than go in for a check up. Go to counseling if it's an issue between you and your partner. If it's just plan old and boring than order up a couple of adult tapes and change it up a bit. These are some suggestions and though they are not perfect they are better ideas than a " Testosterone Patch ".

Tell me what you guys think, is it a good idea to use this patch?